Holding your phone in speaker mode is not “Hands Free” and other fun stuff…


You’ve seem them right?

Drivers jetting down the road…

Holding a phone but not to their ear…

Talking away…

In English, as I understand it, hands free means…

Without Hands

Hmmmmm.

Is there any question?

Can there be any doubt?

I even overheard a conversation where…

Someone got a ticket…

Was all miffed for being cited…

A scary call if you got money at all…

We are all so wired in…

Even my bank…

Sometimes I might forget to send them a note…

I’m out of the country, yes, those charges are ok…

But sometimes…you get the call..

Maybe by shopping at some national retailer…

You know the one…

Next thing you know, you have a replacement card…

It’s in the mail…

Oh… Do they still accept cash?

They?  Why anyone… gas stations…

Grocery Stores…

The local establishment…

Fortunately… that’s still a yes…

Until Skynet strikes!

Your cash has been terminated…